Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Candy Bars, Betrayal, and Oblivion

David Klotz: 9:32 AM - David eats a candy bar while washing it down with a coke.
Aaron Wagner: 9:33 - david starts to feel funny
Aaron Wagner: 9:44 - David goes into diabetic shock
Aaron Wagner: 10:01 - David Dies
David Klotz: 9:45 - David defeats his diabetic shock through sheer will power and force
David Klotz: 9:46 - David reads what Aaron posted about him dying
David Klotz: 9:47 - David finds a loaded gun
David Klotz: 9:48 - David puts the gun in his mouth
David Klotz: 9:49 - Trigger pulled, no reaction, gun jammed
David Klotz: 9:50 - 9:55 - David desperately tries to exit the building while seeing through a haze of dispair
David Klotz: 9:56 - David gets hit by a semi after stepping in front of it intentionally
David Klotz: 10:00 - David utters these last words just before death "Damn you Aaron Wagner, damn you straight to hell."
Aaron Wagner: 10:01 - Aaron sits quietly in his cube, blissfully oblivious to the tragedy that has taken place just outside his building
David Klotz: 10:02 - Satan puts a date on his calendar for Aaron's arrival
David Klotz: 10:03 - He waits patiently
Aaron Wagner: 10:04 - Aaron: still typically oblivious
David Klotz: 10:05 - Nobody gives a fuck that you are oblivious!
David Klotz: haha
Aaron Wagner: 9:41 - Aaron Wakes from his dream, realizing that his good friend David is still int the world, secure in the knowledge that Satan is a pussy.
David Klotz: 9:42 - David wakes from a sugar induced coma with a strange feeling of betrayal by a friend that he cannot quite grasp the image or persona
David Klotz: 9:43 - All is well and David and Aaron never speak of these events again

1 comment:

  1. 9:48 - Aaron post the events of his dream in a blog so that the world (and by world, I mean the two of us) will know and never again allow this hideous betrayal to happen again.

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