TWSS Win...

(12:37:52 PM) Greg Laurent: you'd be proud of me
(12:38:08 PM) Greg Laurent: the techs are working on a computer
(12:38:11 PM) Greg Laurent: at the table next to me
(12:38:18 PM) Greg Laurent: and i hear
(12:41:02 PM) Greg Laurent: tech 1 "push it harder"
tech 2 "it's getting loose from me jamming it in there"

me ".... That's what she said"

tech 1 "Don't make me come ... "

me "... TWSS" (before he can finish his sentence)
(12:41:34 PM) Aaron Wagner: NICE
(12:41:39 PM) Aaron Wagner: that's epic
(12:41:45 PM) Greg Laurent: it was bad ass
(12:41:59 PM) Greg Laurent: all i heard was snickering from the back office from my boss and the database girl

GameStop = Smash Burger?

Greg has been quite as of late.

(12:19:59 PM) David Klotz: i forgot to tell you that there is a full service Game Stop in the restroom at Smash Burger
(12:20:18 PM) Aaron Wagner: hahaha... YES
(12:20:25 PM) David Klotz: the guy kept trying to sell me the Beatles Rock Band game while i was in there
(12:20:38 PM) David Klotz: i was like, I don't want your dumb game, i just want to piss
(12:20:47 PM) David Klotz: - no, i dont need help
(12:20:50 PM) David Klotz: geesh1
(12:21:02 PM) David Klotz: exclamation point fail

New word...

So, in usual "Dave" fashion, here's the newest conversation:

(3:25:29 PM) David Klotz: i created a new vulgar term that could tear our friendship apart
(3:25:41 PM) Aaron Wagner: hahaha... hit me
(3:25:54 PM) Aaron Wagner: it was shaky to begin with
(3:26:14 PM) David Klotz: its so vile and gross that i am positive that unless you are of depraved sensibilities, you will be so horrified by it that you may not speak to me on a non-professional level ever again
(3:26:31 PM) Aaron Wagner: out with it
(3:26:36 PM) Aaron Wagner: twss
(3:26:37 PM) David Klotz: i want immunity
(3:26:42 PM) Aaron Wagner: fine
(3:26:47 PM) Aaron Wagner: immunity granted
(3:26:47 PM) David Klotz: i can't help the way my brain works
(3:26:59 PM) David Klotz: if i could i might be a different person
(3:27:15 PM) David Klotz: okay, here goes nothing...
(3:27:26 PM) David Klotz: CUMP - (DEFINITION REMOVED TO PROTECT THE "INNOCENT")
(3:27:42 PM) David Klotz: please be discreet about this
(3:27:49 PM) Aaron Wagner: omg
(3:27:51 PM) David Klotz: I AM SERIOUS
(3:27:56 PM) David Klotz: discretion is key
(3:28:03 PM) David Klotz: this DOES NOT end up on the blog
(3:28:06 PM) Aaron Wagner: no posting this to the blog?
(3:28:42 PM) David Klotz: but at least now i am not the only one with this terrible new delight of a curse word in my head
(3:28:43 PM) Aaron Wagner: so, it is horrifying... but tell me the genesis of this
(3:28:48 PM) David Klotz: hahaha
(3:29:07 PM) David Klotz: i went to type dump and hit a c instead and then i was like, huh, that looks like a curse word
(3:29:13 PM) David Klotz: so i gave it a definition
(3:29:21 PM) David Klotz: two definitions to be exact
(3:29:29 PM) Aaron Wagner: seriously... and that's what you came up with?
(3:29:37 PM) David Klotz: yesh
(3:29:39 PM) David Klotz: sorry
(3:29:42 PM) David Klotz: i know
(3:29:54 PM) David Klotz: you'll never be able to look me in the eye again

So, draw your own conclusions as to what the word means...

Damn women

So today's post was just a conversation between David and I. PLEASE know that it's just humor; neither of us REALLY believe the things in this post!

(8:40:50 AM) David Klotz: do you want to know what i hate more than anything at this exact moment

(8:40:52 AM) David Klotz: ????
(8:41:05 AM) Aaron Wagner: hit me
(8:41:07 AM) David Klotz: -it's your attitude towards women, aaron
(8:41:32 AM) David Klotz: everything you've said this morning has had an undertone of terrible offense to women
(8:41:40 AM) David Klotz: and i DO mean everything
(8:42:04 AM) Aaron Wagner: I accept your criticism... and I can only say, you're right... I hate women more than you can imagine
(8:42:09 AM) David Klotz: if there was a way to get you thrown in Gitmo for your crimes against these women
(8:42:16 AM) David Klotz: i am sorry
(8:42:20 AM) David Klotz: thought crimes
(8:42:49 AM) David Klotz: all joking aside, women are just awful
(8:42:52 AM) David Klotz: just plain terrible
(8:43:04 AM) David Klotz: God really fucked up when he geave them voice boxes
(8:43:30 AM) Aaron Wagner: I know right... they should just sit there and submit to our orders...
(8:43:55 AM) Aaron Wagner: I wonder how they breathe... I mean their brains are so small
(8:44:06 AM) David Klotz: i mean, you don't want to remove their mouths because they still serve 'a purpose' but...
(8:44:50 AM) David Klotz: basically they are just a few holes with legs and arms and lumps attached
(8:44:58 AM) David Klotz: am i right or am i right?
(8:45:03 AM) David Klotz: 8)
(8:45:08 AM) Aaron Wagner: HERE HERE!
(8:45:11 AM) David Klotz: hahaha
(8:46:06 AM) David Klotz: now do your best to erase this conversation as it is a total joke conversation for satirical purposes

So it begins

In reference to the blog post on my blog that was the conversation about Hitler.

(10:55:29 AM) David Klotz: look man, i am not gonna lie
(10:55:34 AM) David Klotz: i saw different side of you yesterday
(10:55:40 AM) David Klotz: and now, its war
(10:55:49 AM) David Klotz: when you least expect it, you'll know
(10:55:57 AM) Aaron Wagner: hahaha... my wife cracked up... it was AWESOME
(10:56:00 AM) David Klotz: you will feel the defeat at your core

So before that, I was having a conversation with Greg:

(10:32:01 AM) Greg Laurent: this is such crap
(10:32:43 AM) Greg Laurent: daaaamn i forgot to change the output mode preset on all but two
(10:35:02 AM) Greg Laurent: teach me to be in a hurry
(10:35:16 AM) Aaron Wagner: hahaha... suck it greg
(10:38:53 AM) Greg Laurent: i would make some homosexual wise-crack but i don't want to be compared to dave

Let the trash-talk-between-two-strangers commence:

(10:57:20 AM) David Klotz: i might have to order a background check on this Greg guy, and I will make it my mission to have this sort of blind rage squelched at the source
(10:57:29 AM) David Klotz: ;)
(10:57:33 AM) David Klotz: 8)
(10:58:31 AM) David Klotz: it seems as though i am the crutch of a complete stranger's willingness/unwillingness to do/say things to you
(10:58:54 AM) David Klotz: some might say i am a guide-post, like Jesus.
(10:59:52 AM) Aaron Wagner: yes... in my eyes, you're just like Jesus Christ, the saiour of the world... yes...
(11:00:32 AM) Aaron Wagner: spelling fail: saiour...
(11:01:51 AM) David Klotz: i wouldn't JUST like Jesus Christ. I mean, I have known the touch of a woman a time of two
(11:02:12 AM) David Klotz: so in a sense, maybe I am better? Ha!
(11:02:21 AM) David Klotz: I am already feeling the flames of hell at my feet
(11:02:24 AM) Aaron Wagner: HAHA... that would be the defining diference... oh, and the whole rising from the dead thing
(11:02:41 AM) David Klotz: techincally, i am living death
(11:02:50 AM) David Klotz: because i am inherently dead inside
(11:03:02 AM) David Klotz: but still appear very much alive

Meanwhile:

(11:03:07 AM) Greg Laurent: these videos are actually so gay that i think david makes a guest appearance
(11:03:35 AM) Aaron Wagner:
(11:03:19 AM) Greg Laurent: HAHA wow i love insulting someone i don't even know
(11:03:28 AM) Greg Laurent: this is fun

(11:04:29 AM) David Klotz: oh wait, the feud is totally one-sided
(11:04:53 AM) David Klotz: because i don't give not one shit about this other person, George, Geoff, or something like that
(11:05:11 AM) David Klotz: i am glad he thinks of me so often
(11:05:22 AM) David Klotz: any press is good press

(11:08:19 AM) Greg Laurent: brb coffee- i'll go cry while i worry about david not thinking of me
(11:09:19 AM) David Klotz: incredulous
(11:09:37 AM) Aaron Wagner: this is the funniest thing ever... it's actually keeping me from work
(11:09:42 AM) David Klotz: hahaha
(11:09:48 AM) Aaron Wagner: which I am thrilled about

Genesis...

So here is the premise. I have a friend from College, Greg. We talk almost on a daily basis about meaningless stuff (like The Office, women, computers, web, and our utter hatred for all things Microsoft).

Recently, I made another friend at work, David. We talk about similar things and what-not.

Well I noticed the other day that Greg and David have VERY similar personalities (overall personality, politics, tastes in music, etc) and I thought that they would get along great. But, instead I pit them against one another. Here is the initial blog I posted on my blog that sparked this. CLICK HERE.

So, with that, I showed it to Greg. This was his response:

(4:06:02 PM) Aaron Wagner: oh, check this out: http://the-wagners.net

(4:07:44 PM) Greg Laurent: hahahahah
(4:07:47 PM) Greg Laurent: that's awesome
(4:08:21 PM) Aaron Wagner: so this guy, David Klotz... actually reminds me of you in a lot of ways
(4:08:45 PM) Greg Laurent: well that's not all that bad i suppose
(4:09:07 PM) Aaron Wagner: it's good and bad... i mean, how many Greg-like personailites can the world handle
(4:09:07 PM) Greg Laurent: i bet he would support our naming of Greg Seven
(4:09:17 PM) Greg Laurent: mmm 2
(4:09:30 PM) Aaron Wagner: well then we're at our limit...
(4:09:34 PM) Greg Laurent: whew
(4:09:55 PM) Greg Laurent: i was worried I would have to hire someone to hunt david down- you know since I don't have the heart to do it myself
(4:10:00 PM) Greg Laurent: .... like hitler
(4:10:03 PM) Greg Laurent: lol
(4:10:10 PM) Aaron Wagner: HAHAHAHA

So, this was all yesterday. In my next post, I'll post some conversations in which I am pitting the two against eachother... it's... pretty damn funny.