So it begins

In reference to the blog post on my blog that was the conversation about Hitler.

(10:55:29 AM) David Klotz: look man, i am not gonna lie
(10:55:34 AM) David Klotz: i saw different side of you yesterday
(10:55:40 AM) David Klotz: and now, its war
(10:55:49 AM) David Klotz: when you least expect it, you'll know
(10:55:57 AM) Aaron Wagner: hahaha... my wife cracked up... it was AWESOME
(10:56:00 AM) David Klotz: you will feel the defeat at your core

So before that, I was having a conversation with Greg:

(10:32:01 AM) Greg Laurent: this is such crap
(10:32:43 AM) Greg Laurent: daaaamn i forgot to change the output mode preset on all but two
(10:35:02 AM) Greg Laurent: teach me to be in a hurry
(10:35:16 AM) Aaron Wagner: hahaha... suck it greg
(10:38:53 AM) Greg Laurent: i would make some homosexual wise-crack but i don't want to be compared to dave

Let the trash-talk-between-two-strangers commence:

(10:57:20 AM) David Klotz: i might have to order a background check on this Greg guy, and I will make it my mission to have this sort of blind rage squelched at the source
(10:57:29 AM) David Klotz: ;)
(10:57:33 AM) David Klotz: 8)
(10:58:31 AM) David Klotz: it seems as though i am the crutch of a complete stranger's willingness/unwillingness to do/say things to you
(10:58:54 AM) David Klotz: some might say i am a guide-post, like Jesus.
(10:59:52 AM) Aaron Wagner: yes... in my eyes, you're just like Jesus Christ, the saiour of the world... yes...
(11:00:32 AM) Aaron Wagner: spelling fail: saiour...
(11:01:51 AM) David Klotz: i wouldn't JUST like Jesus Christ. I mean, I have known the touch of a woman a time of two
(11:02:12 AM) David Klotz: so in a sense, maybe I am better? Ha!
(11:02:21 AM) David Klotz: I am already feeling the flames of hell at my feet
(11:02:24 AM) Aaron Wagner: HAHA... that would be the defining diference... oh, and the whole rising from the dead thing
(11:02:41 AM) David Klotz: techincally, i am living death
(11:02:50 AM) David Klotz: because i am inherently dead inside
(11:03:02 AM) David Klotz: but still appear very much alive

Meanwhile:

(11:03:07 AM) Greg Laurent: these videos are actually so gay that i think david makes a guest appearance
(11:03:35 AM) Aaron Wagner:
(11:03:19 AM) Greg Laurent: HAHA wow i love insulting someone i don't even know
(11:03:28 AM) Greg Laurent: this is fun

(11:04:29 AM) David Klotz: oh wait, the feud is totally one-sided
(11:04:53 AM) David Klotz: because i don't give not one shit about this other person, George, Geoff, or something like that
(11:05:11 AM) David Klotz: i am glad he thinks of me so often
(11:05:22 AM) David Klotz: any press is good press

(11:08:19 AM) Greg Laurent: brb coffee- i'll go cry while i worry about david not thinking of me
(11:09:19 AM) David Klotz: incredulous
(11:09:37 AM) Aaron Wagner: this is the funniest thing ever... it's actually keeping me from work
(11:09:42 AM) David Klotz: hahaha
(11:09:48 AM) Aaron Wagner: which I am thrilled about