New word...

So, in usual "Dave" fashion, here's the newest conversation:

(3:25:29 PM) David Klotz: i created a new vulgar term that could tear our friendship apart
(3:25:41 PM) Aaron Wagner: hahaha... hit me
(3:25:54 PM) Aaron Wagner: it was shaky to begin with
(3:26:14 PM) David Klotz: its so vile and gross that i am positive that unless you are of depraved sensibilities, you will be so horrified by it that you may not speak to me on a non-professional level ever again
(3:26:31 PM) Aaron Wagner: out with it
(3:26:36 PM) Aaron Wagner: twss
(3:26:37 PM) David Klotz: i want immunity
(3:26:42 PM) Aaron Wagner: fine
(3:26:47 PM) Aaron Wagner: immunity granted
(3:26:47 PM) David Klotz: i can't help the way my brain works
(3:26:59 PM) David Klotz: if i could i might be a different person
(3:27:15 PM) David Klotz: okay, here goes nothing...
(3:27:26 PM) David Klotz: CUMP - (DEFINITION REMOVED TO PROTECT THE "INNOCENT")
(3:27:42 PM) David Klotz: please be discreet about this
(3:27:49 PM) Aaron Wagner: omg
(3:27:51 PM) David Klotz: I AM SERIOUS
(3:27:56 PM) David Klotz: discretion is key
(3:28:03 PM) David Klotz: this DOES NOT end up on the blog
(3:28:06 PM) Aaron Wagner: no posting this to the blog?
(3:28:42 PM) David Klotz: but at least now i am not the only one with this terrible new delight of a curse word in my head
(3:28:43 PM) Aaron Wagner: so, it is horrifying... but tell me the genesis of this
(3:28:48 PM) David Klotz: hahaha
(3:29:07 PM) David Klotz: i went to type dump and hit a c instead and then i was like, huh, that looks like a curse word
(3:29:13 PM) David Klotz: so i gave it a definition
(3:29:21 PM) David Klotz: two definitions to be exact
(3:29:29 PM) Aaron Wagner: seriously... and that's what you came up with?
(3:29:37 PM) David Klotz: yesh
(3:29:39 PM) David Klotz: sorry
(3:29:42 PM) David Klotz: i know
(3:29:54 PM) David Klotz: you'll never be able to look me in the eye again

So, draw your own conclusions as to what the word means...