Damn women

So today's post was just a conversation between David and I. PLEASE know that it's just humor; neither of us REALLY believe the things in this post!

(8:40:50 AM) David Klotz: do you want to know what i hate more than anything at this exact moment

(8:40:52 AM) David Klotz: ????
(8:41:05 AM) Aaron Wagner: hit me
(8:41:07 AM) David Klotz: -it's your attitude towards women, aaron
(8:41:32 AM) David Klotz: everything you've said this morning has had an undertone of terrible offense to women
(8:41:40 AM) David Klotz: and i DO mean everything
(8:42:04 AM) Aaron Wagner: I accept your criticism... and I can only say, you're right... I hate women more than you can imagine
(8:42:09 AM) David Klotz: if there was a way to get you thrown in Gitmo for your crimes against these women
(8:42:16 AM) David Klotz: i am sorry
(8:42:20 AM) David Klotz: thought crimes
(8:42:49 AM) David Klotz: all joking aside, women are just awful
(8:42:52 AM) David Klotz: just plain terrible
(8:43:04 AM) David Klotz: God really fucked up when he geave them voice boxes
(8:43:30 AM) Aaron Wagner: I know right... they should just sit there and submit to our orders...
(8:43:55 AM) Aaron Wagner: I wonder how they breathe... I mean their brains are so small
(8:44:06 AM) David Klotz: i mean, you don't want to remove their mouths because they still serve 'a purpose' but...
(8:44:50 AM) David Klotz: basically they are just a few holes with legs and arms and lumps attached
(8:44:58 AM) David Klotz: am i right or am i right?
(8:45:03 AM) David Klotz: 8)
(8:45:08 AM) Aaron Wagner: HERE HERE!
(8:45:11 AM) David Klotz: hahaha
(8:46:06 AM) David Klotz: now do your best to erase this conversation as it is a total joke conversation for satirical purposes